Tom Waits Quotes
10 quotations by Tom Waits
 | Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream. |  |
| The piano has been drinking, not me. | |
| The big print giveth and the small print taketh away. | |
| It's hard to win when you always lose. | |
| I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out. | |
| I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else. | |
| I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. | |
| George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him. | |
| Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. | |
| Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. | |