Dwarves - The Dwarves Must Die

THE CHILD DEVIANT

The Dwaves are a band that people will still be talking aout twenty years from now. In every way they are punkrock music that sends a giant middlefinger to nearly evrybody and anyone. They make no disclaimers that they love sex, drugs, and overall fast living. There isn't any overdose of the serious political punk here, nor is there much of anything other than sheer decadence. The Dwarves are a F**k you band that have shock value mixed with shameless fun. My personal fave tracks on this album are "Fefu", "Dominator", "Salt lake City", and the title track "The Dwarves Must Die". All of these tracks are pounding punkrock songs that showcase incredible talent and production without ever being radio friendly. January 26, 2007

Sux

"Come Clean" is on of my favorate albums.
There are a couple good trax on this CD.
I don't like rap, I don't like bands that play rap, I don't like people who listen to rap.
I took a sharpie and wrote "Sux" on the CD and glued it to the wall. January 9, 2007

One of the greatest albums of ALL TIME...and that is a FACT!

First off, any fool that does not give this record 5 stars needs to give up their part-time punk rock lifestyle and stick to being another sheep in a cubicle. this album is nothing short of brilliant.

Blag and the boys conduct a fantastic mix of lounge, hardcore, choral, hip hop based in grand punk rock tradition. It cannot be matched. These songs have testicular fortitude that Green Day, Good Charlotte and the rest of the bubblegum punks could never reach with steroid-enhanced puberty. Fast. Violent. Unapologetic. If' you're looking for "American Idiot" or "Blvd of Broken Dreams", this album will challenge all that you hold dear and force you into a hard rock coma.
I hope we never wake up....

ps: see them perform live if you would like to have a life-altering experience. March 19, 2006

nothing but hits b***h!

i can't believe i hadn't reviewed this album sooner. well you can see by the five stars that i loved it, but let me elaborate more-
the dwarves do not adhere to any normal music conventions.
the dwarves do what they want! this album runs the gamut, from hip hop to industrial from pop punk to hardcore. the dwarves rule on every level and "must die" is no exception!!
...and to think, at my local punk and hardcore shop they said, " great album cover, to bad the music sucks"
open your mind punkers! if you want the same ol' same ol' fine, but if you want a band that is really breaking down walls (and isn't that truly what punk is about?), check out the dwarves!!!!!!! October 11, 2005

Proof That Speed Isn't Everything

The Dwarves are back, once again, to violate your notion of punk rock, beat you to a pulp, and molest your prepubescent daughter in a bath of warm goat's blood.

This chapter in the Dwarves legacy follows the same musical diversity of recent albums, "The Dwarves are Young and Good Looking" (1997) and "Come Clean" (2000), while still dabbling in the fast and offensive of earlier releases, "Toolin' for a Warm Teabag" (1988) and the highly acclaimed "Blood Guts & Pussy" (1988). Powerful NIN-style industrial bashing on tracks "Blast" and "Christ on a Mic" flow well with angry punk rock standards "Dominator" and "Go!" The Beastie Boys-like rap attempts the Dwarves stuck on their last several albums as "bonus tracks" have finally been refined to poignantly offensive and angry centerpieces like "Demented" and "Massacre."

The Dwarves owe much of their early success to the cover art on "Blood, Guts..." which prompted rave reviews in popular magazines like Rolling Stone. Topping this winner off is their most wonderfully titillating cover art yet--the tokin' midget crucified and surrounded by disturbingly alluring nude beauties. The inside art is even better, featuring more of the nudes, plus He-Who in his voyeuristic stage getup. October 31, 2004

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